22 May, 2011

The End of the World

Greetings from heaven!!! Althought, heaven sure looks a lot like my living room, and I can't seem to find my Mom, Grandma, or Cousin anywhere!

Right about now, I'm wondering how the man who spent all of his savings on advertising for the rapture feels.

Or how Harold Camping, the man who calculated the date of the rapture of 2011 feels.

Or how all those people with those damn bumper stickers feel.

But now, maybe I just didn't get raptured. In that case, I guess I'll just prepare for a zombie apocalypse, which is what's supposed to happen by October of this year, according to some sources (on the internet). 

 (me - halloween 2009)

Luckily for me, I've been watching zombie movies and shows like Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead, The Walking Dead... and I feel like I pretty much know how it'll go down. Just in case, though - the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) are also very informative in their blog

They say, "There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this..."

Now, off to stock up on water and get my zombie kit ready!

What are you doing now, after the "rapture"?


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