19 October, 2010

Scat!!!

When i hear the word "scat", two horrible things come to mind.

A.) Free-style singing and Jazz riffs
B.) Poop

Neither are pleasant for me and really - there's a reason they share a name. My head literally feels like something pooped in it if i have to listen to jazz music for more than 30 seconds!!

Today was a version of my personal Hell as i sat on the phone (via the Internet) with the Ohio BMV. As i waited for a solid EIGHT MINUTES - they only played Jazz through their Muzak player. Finally, as eight minutes, twenty-four seconds ticked by, someone finally answered. At this point, i was so frazzled that i didn't ask the right questions and had to call back... ohhhhhh noooooo...
Fortunately, i was only waiting for 4 minutes this time, but still. I actually had to take a moment and write down my questions so i wouldn't forget them after the unpleasantness of the "hold" music.

Am i the only one who can't seem to listen to this type of music without getting anxiety, clouded thought, and a little sick to my stomach? I'm not even kidding!

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